They Are Among Us Already

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When I received a letter from the De Young museum during summer 2019, I knew immediately what happened. It was something I knew would happen eventually, mostly because of how outspoken and outwardly open I am about the upcoming Alien Invasion. I capitalize Alien Invasion - and now also italicize - because I know this is the inevitable future. I know this is the inevitable future, and the Area51 scandal and poorly executed raid is proof. PROOF. We don't need material evidence, because when it comes to things like aliens, feelings are more than any scientific evidence.

Back to the De Young. In the month of August, in 2019, I received a email from the M. H. de Young Memorial Museum thanking me for attending the bouquets exhibit. From the surface, there's nothing wrong with this. Nothing at all. A simple letter from the museum, thanking me for attending their facilities and asking for feedback. However, one crucial detail must be brought to light. I never attended the exhibit. I couldn't care less about their flower bouquets. Something about this whole situation was fishy. If you know me personally, you know that bouquets are really not my thing. (More of an alive-plant kind of gal.)

I didn't know what to make of this. There was no logical solution to this peculiar letter. I was disoriented; taken by surprise. Sleepless nights were spent contemplating the email. The email thanking me for attending an exhibit I NEVER attended...

I did some research, only to realize that nothing on the internet would support my suspicions. This was a global conspiracy, after all. I couldn't expect them not to clean all traces of their activity from the internet. The lack of evidence is an attestation to my theory. I have a glimmer of hope in my heart, that the two and a half people reading this will believe me (hi mom and dad!).

The extraterrestrials are onto me, because of how I exposed them the last time I wrote about them. Obviously, aliens went to look at flower bouquets at the De Young during the Summer of '19, using my email as their registration. Help me bring light to this issue.

Have you checked the news recently? Three days ago, the news finally reported on a radio signal caught by alien hunters during May and April of 2019, mere months before my bouquet incident. Coincidence? No. The signal came from a star named Proxima Centauri, with two planets in its orbit. One of the two planets could be potentially inhabitable. Although National Geographic seems to be fairly certain that the radio signal did not come from extraterrestrials, I find that highly unlikely. In fact, their denial of this makes me think that National Geographic is possibly run by aliens.

If this post gets one single view, I will write a part two.