Do lions exist? (Leo)

Yes, they do, obviously. But the bigger question to ask is: do any of us exist? Are we real?

I've always had friends in school who were Leos, but most of my interactions with them were fueled by anger, rage, confusion, and the barbaric desire to have fist fights by the jungle gym. Apparently, adults are not allowed to interact with each other that way, and so we drifted apart.

Leos truly are special, because despite the internet being filled with negative articles about them, they do not care. If you think you might be a Leo, consult the following list of personality traits to determine for sure.

Do you roam the savannah, hunting or waiting for one of your wives to bring you food? You might be a Leo.

Do you have a luscious mane? You might be a Leo.

Do you enjoy feeling a gentle, cool breeze brush through your mane on a Thursday evening? You might be a Leo.

Do you have a tail? You might be a Leo.

Do you have a brush at the tip of your tail? You might be a Leo.

Do you hide a single claw in the brush at the tip of your tail? You might be a Leo.

Do you have an evil, younger brother who wants to murder you for the throne? You might be a Leo.

Do you love cats? You might be a Leo.

Do you mark your territory with excrement? You might be a Leo.

Are you Harry Potter? You might be a Leo.

Are you Mufasa? You might be a Leo.

Hope this helped! A famous celebrity Leo is Napoleon Bonaparte, and he proclaimed himself an emperor without asking anybody! Follow your dreams, Leos!

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