Stupid Musician Jokes

How does a soprano sing a scale?
-Do, re, mi, me, ME, ME, ME, ME!

What's the different between a musician and a large pizza?
-A pizza can feed a family of four. 

What's the difference between a chainsaw and a saxophone?
-You can tune a chainsaw. 

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
-With a tuba glue!

A percussionist, tired of being ridiculed by other musicians, decides to change instrument. 
He walks into a music shop and says, 
"I'll take that red trumpet over there, and that accordion."
After a second, the shop assistant says, 
"Okay, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator stays."